Hello, Nice To Meet You
Hello, Nice To Meet You
Shane thomas
As a feral child for the first 6 years of his life, Shane spent most of his time with a pack of dogs that raised him on the streets of Jersey City. Even to this day, he occasionally barks, instead of ordering his vodka tonics like a normal person. Strangely, he hates the movie, “Never Cry Wolf,” because it stars Brian Dennehy. Shane’s talents can really be seen in the wildlife scenes of “48.” Sadly, these scenes were cut due to them making no sense to the rest of the movie.
Ruttiger
It’s a fact - Ruttiger’s right leg is a whopping 1/16th of an inch longer than his left. This genetic deformity has caused him to contact numerous carnivals in a quest to become a circus freak. If you watch “48” closely, you can see where he stands off kilter. Without Ruttiger’s expertise, “48” wouldn’t look like it
does right now. It was his idea to have an almost naked man squirm around in leaves.
Chris O’Neill
To his dismay, Chris is NOT the long lost member of the Wu-Tang clan. At least that is what the Cease and Desist order stipulates. He is, however, one of the people that helped put together the movie, “48.” Someone had to make sure everyone was hydrated on the set. When he’s not filling up Dixie cups of water for award making film-makers, Chris enjoys pressing flowers, ironing, and soap carving. He’s also an avid miniature golfer. On Playstation 2.
Chris Cline
Growing up next to a juke joint in the bayou swamps of the South, Chris Cline’s first love is music. His second love is the Waffle House. Put these two together and you have one of the producers of the movie “48.” Allegedly a graduate of Drexel University, Chris’ interests include baking in the nude,
wrestling with little people and the lost art of semaphore. He hopes to one day lead safari tours onto the great plains of Kansas, once the wilds of Kansas are tamed.
JAson Russell
Name: Jason "J-Man, J-Hawk, The Baron" Russell
The Judge
Name: The Judge